I get along with both of my parents equally. That is to say, I DO NOT. They never had time for me as a child so they send me off across the pond to live with my mother's parents. Then when they consider me grown enough for an "adult" conversation, they say that they want to spend more time with me. So I am sent back to my parent's home. Upon my arrival, my shit is rifled through and critiqued, then they say that I will be staying with them while I go to uni. . . . over my dead and mutilated corpse. Unfortunately choosing a university based on how far away it is from the state my parents live in did not work very well. Thus, I have returned to my birth-giver’s abode, in a state of utter misery. Mum says that I should dress better, and to stop wasting my money. Da tells bad jokes and says that if I want my pet I have to spruce up my room and pay for all the animal expenses. One: I dress nice enough for work. Two: I have only been spending money on gas. Three: I do not want to have the responsibility of a pet when I move away because I do not know if I will be able to find a job that pays well enough, HE wants an animal but mum will not let him get one of his own, so he pegs all his hopes onto me!

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Q:What is your favorite summer activity on a low budget?
A: Being in the sun! It is nice and warm and looking at it does not make my head ache.

Q:What can a person do to be more optimistic in life?
A:Smile more? I would not know, because I have never attempted the experiment.

Q:What is the one thing you would do if you had the day off today?
A:I would pinch mum's bike and go out riding with my friends, then I would shower, spread a blanket on the lawn, and take a very long kitten-nap on it.

Q:How much are you affected by what people say about you?
A:Very good question, remind me to listen for that sometime.

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